Angela Collins review: facebook accusation/malicious comments.

The following presentation is for entertanment purposes only and is presented by a professionally qualified piss-taker. No harm or malice is intended. Unlike your facebook page against your neighbour. Okie dokie let's proceed then shall we.

The quest for those ring's of your's started the day you were born. We don't make our future's there written in the endless time of star's. Fear not from porchdoor to modor the hunt is on for those two naughty hobbit's of the shire who have taken your precious mister frodo and his loyal friend samwise gamgee. Who as we speak are on a journey to mount doom to cast those cursed ring's into the firey depth's from wence they came. A friend can be found in the nazgul the witch king of agmar. His mission is to claim those ring's for himself he and he along is the only one who can stop the hobbit's destroying your precious. But beware there's a price to be paid. A debt a debt not of money but of your soul. Would you balance the scales between truth/lies honor/deceit for all the year's you have lived. How you;ve behaved toward's other's the thing's you have said and done and are still saying and doing. For the scales could only ever tip oneway. As for your neighbour directing your anger at him won't help as gandalf the black soon to be gandalf the grey was sleeping at the time no doubt dreaming about his numerous sexpot's and fantasies like you do. And had nothing to do with this what so ever. If gandalf would of seen or heard he would of stood a foot and shouted. YOU SHALL NOT PASS. For he is a very capable wizard as well you now with your leg and stomach trouble's of recent. As for poor old gollum if indeed he was twated aside his head and your not exaggerating about this. Did;nt knock any sense into him did it cause his still withya (lol). Now cmon that was funny hey. And finally we come to this gurmit character this little insignificant brown ork. I;ve seen/heard thing's of him he's known as the mother of all stirrer's. Stirring trouble in his own family and local community insighting hatred targeting people with lie's rumour's. Illegally using covert camera's to spy on people. This waste of protien should;nt go around casting aspersion's & accussation's as this is the mother of all [censored]-up's. And is punishable. So if i was him i, d be quiet for nothing he say's is important and as for karma your little brown ork friend's is just round the corner if his wanting it.

All the best THE REDHOT JOKER?