HandyMan Club of America / Scout.com review: life membership 4

I joined as lifetime member when they were first promoting this organization, and did receive magazines and a router that fell out of the box in pieces, sent it back, they sent another, this one's switch was bad, I did not fight it as I already had a good Craftsman router. I did receive some tools from them, a plastic utility knife, a set of Chinese chisels, and some drill bits which blackened immediately on use. Nevertheless, I did enjoy their magazine, and like the other complainants, have not received one in a long time. I believe about the time I bought into this concept, they were also sending me offers for lifetime memberships in the Fishing Club of America as well as the Hunting Club of America-I didn't buy these programs, but wonder if they are still in operation, and if they are a part of the HCOA, maybe they could transfer my membership to one of these and at least let me get some use out of the "lifetime" aspect of this organization.