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So me and this weird group of internet degenerates got together and crowd funded a purchase order of what we call a Vajankle. Specifics aren’t necessary just know it’s a good time. Well 9 months down the road me and the ravenous group of foot sorcerers still haven’t received our product. We’re now foaming at the mouth, things are happening to us that I just can’t explain. Hair is growing in places it hasn’t before my gums are sore and touching any holy (primarily Jewish) object burns my skin. Please god help.

Earlier this year our gracious, strong, brave, and fellow ostensibly degenerate leader, held a crowdfunding campaign. He is also, like all of us, a very robust, potent, and peculiar podophiliac. The campaign was met with rave review and ravenous excitement from foot clan members the galaxy over. When it comes to sexual contact with feet, we are slaves to the lust. Some folks get angry, see red and black out. We on the other hand, we get horny, see feet, and then black out whilst reaching climax (I probably should remove that belt from my ceiling fan). And that’s just at the very thought of something as stimulating as a vajankle. In short, we cannot be legally bound to anything we do whilst aroused, in a civil suit or court of law. Sinthetics knew all of this, and preyed upon us decent degenerates of the 69th Pedicure Penetrators, 1st Foot Clan. The owner’s with the weird names I can’t remember nor do I care to mention, and as evidenced by other complaints, have been taking advantage of people with no faults, only kinks and fetishes, and using this against them for monetary gain. They do this because they know that not only can a kink make a person blind (I’m so horny I’m blind) to what would otherwise be a poor decision, they know that most people would probably be too embarrassed to go through the proper authorities. Well Sinthentics, you’re both lucky and extremely unlucky. You’re both because while we foot clan members won’t go through the proper authorities, we will do everything in our power to ruin your business, get our product, and hopefully arrange for a public execution where we will remove your feet and member after member will defile them, Inshallah. So count your blessings…and your toes. And pray to the foot god that you deliver our vajankle before we turn your feet into our vajankle.

Today I write this complaint in solidarity to my brothers and fearless leader. In February, our facially anonymous, niche internet micro-celebrity, brought forth to his following the device you sell known to us as the VAGANKLE. A faithful and glorious group of gentlemen crowdfunded the entire cost of said device within a matter of hours. Our master was pleased with the eagerness his army had shown. We were given a deadline of 24 weeks. And while we were all very disheartened by the wait, we marched on. For MONTHS we have waited, and you failed to provide by your own timeline. We have become restless. All we wanted was to see the Vagankle in the hands of our thoughtful and bold leader. We aren’t upset, just disappointed. We were told to hold the line, but now we’ve been activated. I urge you to take these complaints seriously, for we are not new to this type of war. Ask Liquid Death how we wage attacks.

As one of the faithful members of the Foot Clan©️I helped fund the purchase of a crowdsourced Vajankle earlier this year. Not only has Sinthetics let myself down, they also let my brothers in arms and our dear leader down. After countless phone calls and emails with no response on the status of our order; we have no other option but to go public. You left us no other choice.

My boy didn’t receive his dang Vajankle and I’m honestly worried about his health and the health of those involved if this issue isn’t resolved. You can’t just dangle a Vajankle in front of a degenerate and not expect them to order it. Produce the Vajankle or get his money back or so help me I’ll send you so many feet pics you’ll be a member of the Foot Clan too.

I was intending on watching my favorite instagram niche micro-celebrity [censored] a vajankle. Me and the rest of the foot clan waited patiently for months, but not only did we never receive the product purchased,(vajankle) the money crowdfunded to purchase it was stolen. The least that could be done by this company at this point is return the money, but since the owner has not replied in over a month, the foot clan has been deployed.

On February 1st 2022 the Soldiers of The Foot Clan crowdfunded hundreds of dollars for a Vajankle at the behest of their leader Faceless aka Master Shredded. The order was placed on Feb 14th, Valentine’s Day for such a special occasion. Upon placement of the order a confirmation email was received that the Vajankles production time would take UP TO 24 WEEKS. We all waited patiently for the sweet embrace of a finely handcrafted lifelike French vanilla silicone foot connected to a hyper realistic vagina, such product never arrived. Not only did it never arrive but after multiple attempts at contact they never even tried to reach out, they took the money and ran. DO NOT BUY FROM THIS WEBSITE.

“My lower abdomen is churning as if I was shot with a 22, from the extreme case of blue balls & are the color of Barney whatever tf that was, was he a dinosaur? I don’t remember this feeling is unbearable”-Faceless

I ordered a custom Dildo in January 6, They told me 16 weeks. Great. I don't mind waiting. I kept getting pushed off in messages on Facebook. At one point they claimed my toy was complete and was actively shipping. Now 9 months later they stopped returning my messages. Upon researching, I am not the first person they did this to.

Attached is our entire facebook conversation and the invoice